gingeroux28:

Now if Ottawa and Florida wins, it’ll be virgins galore for the remainder of the playoffs (except for Philly, who’s like the old maid who haven’t had sex in 35+ years).

CUP VIRGINS OR DIE!

fishinginontario:

RIP to everyone’s playoff predictions 

(Source: passittowardo)

staalsy:

2008-2011 stanley cup champs are eliminated by the same order they each won the cup

fucking witchcraft